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Divorce Lawyers |
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The Answer Is...
Just ask one. He'll explain it to you.
Not every guy on death row is guilty. Not all terrorists kill innocent bystanders. Not every time you bend down to pick up the soap in a gay bathhouse will you make an new friend... And not all attorneys deserve their reputations.
Divorce attorneys as a group may appear to be prey on married people's misery, but they do not. They help. That's why they all spend three hard years in law school. To help. Ask one and he'll explain it to you.
It may appear to someone who is unsophisticated in jurisprudence that the judicial system was invented by the lawyers for the lawyers. And that it is run by the lawyers for the lawyers. But that isn't so. The legal system is there for you. To help. Just ask a lawyer. He'll explain it to you.
If it seems that your lawyer always seems to recommend the course of action that puts more money in his pocket and the pockets of people involved with the legal system, you are not understanding the situation. If you ask your attorney, he will explain that the pittance the firm receives from a small ungrateful pissant of a client like you is hardly worth the time to collect their X hundred and fifty dollar an hour fee. Hell, it's practically pro bono, you bonehead.
Now, your attorney may advise you to take extreme measures to protect yourself. For instance, he may advise that you need to take the full discovery route, and that he can recommend a good honest accountant. And if it happens to be his brother-in-law or tennis partner, he'll explain that he knows how honest this accountant is, and how you should be grateful that you are getting such a sweet deal. Attorneys are good at explaining. That's why you're paying them instead of the other way around, isn't it?
No matter how sneaky and self-serving an attorney's actions may appear, there is always a reason that you are too unsophisticated to understand. If you don't believe me, just ask any attorney. He will explain it you.
No matter how superior an attorney may seem act if you're poor... No matter how smarmy one may act if you're rich... remember that these are professional people who have dedicated their lives to helping other people. Just ask one. He'll explain it to you.
Can You Get A Divorce Without An Attorney?
If you can get your wife to agree to a do-it-your-self divorce, go for it. You can avoid thousands of dollars of wasted costs, and months of needless hassles and recriminations. Remember, 90% of divorces are eventually settled out of court. If you can short cut the system, and eliminate attorneys, do it.
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