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Col. Paddy Sez
If you crack their code,
you will know their tactics
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Beaugus Bio
Col. Beaugus is the leader of Married Mens Militia. Paddy, as he is known to his friends, is a decorated veteran of many divorce wars. His honors include reception of the prestigious "William Tecumseh Sherman Cigar Cutter" awarded by the Society For The Prevention Of Divorced Men's Syndrome (DMS). He also possess the rarely awarded "Politically Incorrect Badge Of Horror" presented by the National Organization of Bisexual Lesbians, of which one of his former wives is Secretary-Treasurer.
Paddy Lee, as he is known to his kissin' cousins, only one of whom he married, has an exemplary record as a divorcist with three out of four leaving no scars on his psyche and keeping his portfolio intact. He is proud of having spent very little time in prison for having tested and promoted the theories that went into this book. There are now only three
states he cannot legally enter; fortunately none of which is his home state of Tennessee.
Being raised in Lynchburg in a old cutdown Jack Daniels barrel as a crib is what accounts
"for the way I've mellowed with age," he claims.
Col. Beaugus is a former marketing executive from Chicago and New York which is where his other former wives resided last time he noticed. Also known as Dr. DMS to his bar buddies, feels that it would serve no purpose for this bio to provide his current employment or place of residence, and he regrets that all summons, by e-mial or snail-mail delivered to the publisher of this site cannot be forwarded to him.
It is the Colonel's wish that it to be known to one and all that… "I love women. It's just soon-to-be ex-wives who put a burning itch three inches up my ass," he claims with a mischievous grin. |
