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D E D I C A T I O N

Official Founding Day Ceremony
of the
Married Mens Militia

To the brave men who fought alone and lost --

To those former husbands who have suffered the anguish of DMS: Divorced Mens Syndrome --

To those who were garroted from behind by lawyers --

bayoneted through the heart by their "loved ones"--

and left bleeding on the field of honor before they knew the battle had been joined --

To you, we respectfully dedicate ourselves and the Married Mens Militia in the fervent hope that this will be the first step in stomping our way back to a well justified revenge.

Colonel Patton Lee Beaugus
Married Mens Militia
May 6, 2000


Catch Paddy Lee's Rabble-Rousing,
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