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Men's Support Organization dealing with divorce, custody, and settlement issues critical to divorcing men. A highly stylized and humorous approach utilizes the metaphor of Divorce War to lay out information, options, strategies and tactics in pseudo military terms.
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Here on the M3 Battlesite, you can expect basic training in the ins and outs of the eye-gougin', knee-droppin', ball-kickin' divorce process. Written for real men in a bartalk style by guys who've seen some serious divorce court action, you'll get a detailed tutorial on how to fight for a man's rights. And to fight dirty, if the need arises. Which it probably will.
Using the metaphor of war, specifically Divorce War, the M3 Battlesite puts the whole confusing judicial process in perspective. Briefings by a good old boy named Patton Lee Beaugus takes on "bloodsucking" lawyers and the "carrion-eating" judicial system and kicks some legal eagle tail feather.
Welcome To Men Who Are Men
The M3 Battlesite is not for the weak of heart or politically-correct wussies who can't appreciate
man-talk. M3 is a man's kind of outfit. We believe that every man who is married, been
married, or in the middle of divorce damn well ought to hoist a few brewskis to get his
mind straight, then log on.
What Man Needs The Battlesite?
It doesn't matter if your marriage is still floating blissfully in the heavens. Or it is
starting to slide downhill. Or if you've already found yourself at the edge of divorce.
Half of all marriages ends in divorce. And if you don't prepare for a worst case scenario,
you very probably will lose your ass.
Everyday, your wife is sucking in her strategy from articles, books, tv shows and friends'
conversations which prepare her to take you to the wall, tear off your balls, and hang
them from the rearview mirror of the car she's absolutely positively going to get in the
settlement.
It's Your Life You!re Fighting For!
You don't need to wait until your marriage has turned into something your wife is trying to schedule on Jerry Springer. Prepare yourself now. Before it is too late.
Be ready before you go into the battle of your life. Because if you aren't as prepared for the battle to come as your soon-to-be-ex-wife, the man you are today will be blown away. And the new you will be a patched-together, brain damaged, defeated victim of a war he wasn't even aware was being fought.
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