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Early Militia History

In the dark winter of 1999, the MARRIED MENS MILITA was conceived in a pub in Hell's Kitchen in New York City by Divorce War veterans and sufferers of Divorced Men's Syndrome lead by Colonel Patton Lee Beaugus.

M3 was first loosely structured as a self-help organization that would accept and listen to the complaints of any married or formerly married male who had suffered DMS and could buy all present members a libatory listening aid.

M3 has expanded until now, many rounds later, it has become the founders' major methodology of libationing for free, as well as writing off any buy-back rounds as military research.

The MARRIED MENS MILITA is in forefront of experimenting with treatments for DMS utilizing different types and dosages of adult beverages in conjunction with aurally stimulating mood enhancers -- mostly in the form of jukebox music.