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Who Is The Enemy?
Yes, they all your enemy. They all get theirs out of what's yours. They all do better when you do worse. The more you get screwed the more they make out.
Who Benefits?
Although each and every one of them will claim they aren't your enemy, anyone who benefits from the process -- including your own lawyer -- that person is your enemy. Even your own personal bloodsucking lawyer? Absofreakinlutely!
Sound paranoid? Well, as somebody (in some movie or book or maybe it was Henry Kissinger or maybe some guy in a gay bar in Greenwich Village) once said, "it's not paranoid if they are out to get you."
Think about this little ditty: The longer the process takes -- the more your lawyer makes.
The more your attorney can get you to agree to discovery motions, and ex parte motions and all the other motions, the more dinero he slips in his wallet.
With most bloodsuckers you will hear a lot of smart talk, and see a whole lot of motioning, but you won't see much real movement in your case, until he sees he's drained you down to your last pint.
Your Ultimate Enemy
(No, dipstick, not PMS. PMS is a bullshit excuse a woman uses for whining and bitching and for all her outrageous femalifactions -- all 'caused because her rag is too tight or unbalances her hormones or something.)
DMS is Divorced Men's Syndrome. And it is serious.
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