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Coming Soon -- the M3 PX
Divorce Field Kit
Weapons and Materiale
Everything you need
or all the shit that we can sell you
to help you win a divorce war
Don't worry about the prices. You will be probably spending money she woulda scammed you out of, anyway.
Feel free to pay way in advance to reduce your net worth.
Divorce Calendar/Appointment Book
Reminders of Things To Do and Not To Do
Patton Lee's Words of Wisdom
Divorce War Glossary
Emergency 900 Help Line
Tasteless and Sexist Posters
D-War Babes -- What You Are Fighting To Get Into Again
Terrain Map
Clothes
KTB (Kill The Bitch) Power Tie perfect for courtroom appearances
T-Shirts
Words of Wisdom Kerchiefs
Printed Stuff
Sample Contracts and Settlement Papers -- Marked up with key points
Words of Wisdom Toilet Paper
Greeting Cards
Other Stuff
Decision Dart Board -- with spot for her picture
Wall Plaques
Audio Recording of Paddy Lee's briefings -- backed by Garth Brooks
Service Medals for different shit you've been thru
Dog Tags
Final Decree Day Party Kit
Limo for you and 3 to 19 friends -- with built-in bar
3 Hookers - complete with multi-colored ribbed condoms
Designated Obscene Phone Caller -- to harrass your wife's attorney while you listen
Commemorative Wall Plaque
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Briefings
