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Word of Wisdom
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Colonel Patton Lee Beaugus

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Here on the M3 Battlesite, you can expect basic training in the ins and outs of the eye-gougin', knee-droppin', ball-kickin' divorce process. Written for real men in a bartalk style by guys who've seen some serious divorce court action, you'll get a detailed tutorial on how to fight for a man's rights. And to fight dirty, if the need arises. Which it probably will.

Using the metaphor of war, specifically Divorce War, the M3 Battlesite puts the whole confusing judicial process in perspective. Briefings by a good old boy named Patton Lee Beaugus takes on "bloodsucking" lawyers and the "carrion-eating" judicial system and kicks some legal eagle tail feather.

Welcome To Men Who Are Men
M3 gives a man the kind of solid "elbow to the teeth" advice a guy might get if he gathered seven tough multiple-divorce veterans in the back of a saloon and traded drinks for advice and war stories -- which is exactly what the founders of the Married Mens Milita did.

The M3 Battlesite is not for the weak of heart or politically-correct wussies who can't appreciate man-talk. M3 is a man's kind of outfit. We believe that every man who is married, been married, or in the middle of divorce damn well ought to hoist a few brewskis to get his mind straight, then log on.

What Man Needs The Battlesite?
If you are a man who is married, you need to seriously think about checking this out.

It doesn't matter if your marriage is still floating blissfully in the heavens. Or it is starting to slide downhill. Or if you've already found yourself at the edge of divorce. Half of all marriages ends in divorce. And if you don't prepare for a worst case scenario, you very probably will lose your ass.

Everyday, your wife is sucking in her strategy from articles, books, tv shows and friends' conversations which prepare her to take you to the wall, tear off your balls, and hang them from the rearview mirror of the car she's absolutely positively going to get in the settlement.

It's Your Life You!re Fighting For!
If you don't go balls to the walls and fight the fight of your life the chances are 4 out of 5 that your sweet wife will carve your life up like a Thanksgiving turkey and after she and her bloodsucking lawyer and the scavengers and hyenas of the judicial system have devoured the good parts, they'll throw any decent leftovers in the trash.

You don't need to wait until your marriage has turned into something your wife is trying to schedule on Jerry Springer. Prepare yourself now. Before it is too late.

Be ready before you go into the battle of your life. Because if you aren't as prepared for the battle to come as your soon-to-be-ex-wife, the man you are today will be blown away. And the new you will be a patched-together, brain damaged, defeated victim of a war he wasn't even aware was being fought.

Just Cause It's Funny
Don't Mean We Ain't Serious
Okay, the guys who created this site don't have Creative Writing Degrees from some Ivy League University. And the guys who did the art never took an art class. But we've been there. In the D-War trenches. We've seen the carnage. And if we can't damn well laugh at the absurdity of it all, we might as well eat our damn glocks.

So Have A Beer
Have A Laugh
And Try To Save Your Sorry Ass!

Prepare For Battle